Site Closing :*-(

Message regarding site closing from Femme…

After several years traipsing about as a scantily clad internet fantasy girl, the time has come for me to pursue more clothed endeavors. This fall I’ll be marrying the man of my dreams and soon enough starting a family. As you might guess, this means I’ll no longer be available for casual flirts and virtual lap dances. There will also be no new site content being released after July 2nd, however the site will remain archived if anyone would like to continue to view the content inside. Thank you to all who have supported, entertained, and aroused me with your antics. Both your presence and your presents will be missed.

Don’t worry there are plenty of fish in the sea. Good luck and God speed.



Frozen Coconut Lemonade

My sweetness cravings could be too much to handle sometimes but thank God I found this recipe from Karen’s food blog, :

Frozen Coconut Lemonade

1 13.5 oz can coconut milk
Zest of two lemons
1/2 cup lemon juice
Sweetener, to taste (I used Confectioner’s Swerve–use honey for Paleo)
5 cups of ice

Add all the ingredients to the blender in the order listed and blend until smooth
Net Carb Count*: 8.81 g net carbs (for 1 serving)–serves 3

Total Carb Count: 9.31 g total carbs (for 1 serving)–serves 3

*Note net carb count = Total carbs – fiber. Carb counts are estimated based on the products used. Check nutrition labels for accurate carb counts and gluten information.

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